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McSweeney's and The Morning News
McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes
Blogs I follow:
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"Sadly for America the Pelosi Takeover prevailed by 220 to 215, armtwisting and threats prevailed against interests of constituents."
-You Whine!
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"Time is approaching to see if Blue Dogs reveal themselves as Lap Dogs of Speaker Pelosi, I am grateful for Republican alternative of liberty"
-WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
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He called this one from the start. Fucking bullshit.
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"listening to “John” by Cynthia Lennon. I’m sure somewhat biased but what a horrible father he was to Julian; it drives me crazy."
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I’ve always hated the “Saint John” bullshit and this is why. -
"Brett Myers won’t be back with the Phillies in 2010. “Kenny Powers is officially a free agent,” he joked."
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"Before Oct. 16, 1991, the Central Texas town of Killeen was perhaps best known for its proximity to the Army base at Fort Hood, and Luby’s was known only regionally as a popular cafeteria chain that served a wide variety of inexpensive dishes.
But on that day, both came to be linked to what was then the worst mass murder in U.S. history.
At 12:45 p.m., 35-year-old George Hennard of nearby Belton drove his pickup truck through a window at the Killeen Luby’s and killed 24 people."-Jesus. This happened 19 years ago in the same town as Fort Hood.
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"Ever since a poll was released declaring “Whatever” the most annoying word in America,"
-The Most Annoying Commercials Of All Time (VIDEO)
SEE! Especially in book titles.
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"I have now run out of sports words, so let’s go to the quote… Rep. Michele Bachmann’s message for conservatives traveling to Washington to attend her Capitol Hill House Call event Thursday is simple: “Go into the Capitol and find members of Congress,” she told activists Wednesday night. “Don’t bring your pitchforks, bring your video cameras. And get them on record saying how they’re going to vote and why. And tell them, ‘Take your hands off my health care!’” Of course, if you do have a spare pitchfork lying around, couldn’t hurt to bring it along. Just in case you happen to catch Nancy Pelosi trying to slam dunk a public option over the last wicket when the umpire isn’t looking."
-Video Cameras? Just like Orwell predicted!
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"Republicans emerged from Tuesday’s elections energized by victories in Virginia and New Jersey, but their leaders immediately began maneuvering to avoid a prolonged battle with conservative activists over what the party stands for and how to regain power."
-Energized G.O.P. Looking to Avoid an Intraparty Feud - NYTimes.com
First step: indoctrination of the children. Ignore what we said about Obama doing it. No one will remember.
Second Step: Get some help learning to read so we can figure out why people keep yelling about the Orwell guy.
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"dear big bird,
how tall are you and i have been wondering are you gay, and what size shoe do you wear? — keisha&ashley" -
She’s being utterly dishonest. This is exactly like the other thing. Where is the outrage over indoctrination? What about the children? Who will protect their little minds from the idiot who was elected governor because the other idiot did such a bad job? What about the kids???? Orwell!Lookee here. These are students lined up for an in-school photo op with NJ governor-elect Chris Christie - a REPUBLICAN. Who isn’t even IN OFFICE yet. Think we’ll hear the GOP or Fox News hootin’ and hollerin’ about “indoctrination” over this?
actually, what I see is a group of students ready for a photo op. NOT being forced to learn and perform some creepyass song even against their parents wishes.
this was a really fucking bad pic to try and make some statement like that with, dude. weak.
Haha, yes you’re right - this isn’t “indoctrination.” They’re all just COINCIDENTALLY wearing red sweaters - the accepted color of the Republican party - and waving tiny little flags, and, as the video later showed, exulting when governor-elect Chris Christie (R - NJ) walks in. But ssssshhhhh! Fox News won’t pick up on it - EVEN IF the video is FROM their FOX affiliate, WNYW-TV.
Sssssshhhhh! :-)
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Sit down, Penny Lane.
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"@aceofspacesHQ “exit polls indicating that most voters in those 2 states said that President Obama was not a factor in their votes"
-Now everybody shut the fuck up.
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Happy?
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